im sorry to say this is most definitely not a recommendation, as a hi life diner i eat out at least 5 times a month and never have i had such a humiliating and unbelievable experience as tonight. not being petty but having read good reviews i was surprised when on arrival we were left standing in the doorway, after approaching the barmen we were seated, the girls ordered a bottle of rose and the way the waiter poured it reminded me of diesel glugging from a can, our meals arrived quite quickly and we were amused at the quirky presentation, i was only a few mouthfuls into my meal when i spotted a hair, i pulled on it cringing as it seemed to go on forever, me and my friend both have short hair and the girls are both blonde, this hair was very long and black! I left the hair part way in the food and called the waiter over, i pointed to the hair and discretely tried to explain, his attitude was instantly hostile, he himself was not discreet and he asked how a hair could get in all our food, i explained no not all of ours just mine, there was no apology and my replacement seabass arrived shortly after, the seabass was extremely nice and i was nearing the end of my meal when i felt a crunch in my mouth, i thought I'd cracked a tooth, i searched around my plate turning over the very small piece of seabass i had left and couldn't believe when i found what looked like a piece of terracota pot, i put my head down in disbelief collected the object and again discretely approached the manager at the bar, he took the object into the kitchen, he then returned saying that it was a piece of brick and nothing of that type is in his kitchen,to which he then began very loudly accusing me of planting the hair and the piece of brick in the food to which i was astounded!! He said to me "so what do you want to do?" i replied "well im sorry i refuse to pay" to which he replied "i knew you would say that, thats what this is about" he wanted to stand and argue with me, i just gathered up my embarrassed friends and left, as he was shouting behind us, my girlfriends last words to him were "read my reviews on the internet, your disgraceful"